LOVE as an SDLC(Software development life cycle) process :

From the day i started i thought of not giving a blog on LOVE, but its quite natural i always give my promises and gonna pen down some thing that i do wish, Love as we say its cute , Its being fashion to have a boy / friend ,even multiple boy/girl friends LOL.

Always we run for the girl/guy who ignores us,But why don we get a girl/boy who really loves us guess ITS answer would be due to some genetic hormonal imbalance. As an first step of SDLC, we start gathering requirement from the client machine our own heart to pick the girl or guy whom we really wish for the life. Requirement gathering goes from the ones own heart to to friends,cousins and even your Ex. lol…..

When one is did with the process he/she does with the minimal prototype testing . As one starts running for a guy or gal, there starts the crazy of love and we start love ourselves we start texting ,ringing and we feel like living together virtually,seems like thats going to be an awesome period in ones own life may be if u had one night fully texting/speaking wit each other. If you have not done this still now may be god is busy in framing ur dream as of now. Ok now he/she is totally done with the testing. If this phase gets passed then starts the quotation and proposals for the project LOVE. Now our hero/heroin ,probably hero proposes and I guess if that texting and speaking was glamourous this phases get thro within 2 to 3 days. Yep Am i right,guess im right.

Moment he /she shares I LOVE YOU, wOw you are already flying and you got the project. As the next phase is development ,the love starts nourishing and he/she feels Im gifted,they dress them well they see life is beautiful. Life through the next two eyes….. awesome …there may be again lot of requirement gathering now between the pairs and they share the most time within them Though they have few more queries they dont share themselves, thinking that sharing those queries would lead their love to death. Now the development depends on the pairs , Usually the development for the project takes place between one month to even 10 years as the count i know. Even some projects fail at the development stage…due too some bad requirement gathering,bad bug fixing,bad code of programming your hearts , even due to the things that is not shared by both of them and even due to politics between families

Neverthless agree on this once you are committed, Project doesnot suppart any ROLLBACK as ORACLE do

A very most critical phase where the tree needs to be established to provide shadow. Hopefully all the day over phone texting/speaking ,weekend hang over ,coffee shops,gifts and even more….!! and when is totally done with the project now goes LIVE the project LOVE. There comes the day they do get married and start live together Days passes and the real life style comes of the picture ,guessing if everything goes good life is really pleasant and GO LIVE is Successful.

If not the the project start with minimal bug fixing and totally crashed with the queries mentioned before, and now you are totally screwed…..and even in a position not to buy one more project and both are squeezed ,probably a code can be bug fixed and not your life .

Love as we say its cute ,But dating is more cute ,WISELY DATE or HANG AND DONT LOVE  ;-)